- "♫Does it make you want to cry?
When your loved one has to die?
Does it hurt you through and through?
When your face is turnin' bluuuuue?
Well, luckily for you
There’s somethin' we can do!
We can help keep them alive,
So you can watch them thrive!
‘Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.!
We’ll save your honeybun from dying violently!
‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.!
No, we never even ask a fee!
Because good people spread the love!
And we’re here for all above!
We do the paperwork for you!
And the heavy liftin', too!
So sit right back
And let us bless a soooul for you!
Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫" - — C.H.E.R.U.B's jungle.
Cherubs for Heaven, Earth, Restoring and Uttering Blessings abbreviated as C.H.E.R.U.B, is a non-profit organization within Heaven which comprises cherubic beings assigned with the sacred duty of safeguarding mortal souls on Earth at the behest of Heaven's saints. Their responsibilities encompass shielding these souls from mortal peril, as well as facilitating their redemption to ascend to Heaven. Additionally, this celestial organization extends its protective mantle over multiple dimensions, defending them against various threats.
However, in recent times, as Heaven has implemented new regulations and undergone transformations, C.H.E.R.U.B has shifted its focus away from its original mission of saving and redeeming human souls. Instead, it has evolved into a quasi-mercenary task force, meting out punishment and banishment to angels for perceived transgressions or any act construed as disrespect towards its higher authorities. Fortunately, following Azrael's removal from Heaven, the organization returned to its previous practices of blessings and protection.
Description[]
C.H.E.R.U.B stands as Heaven's response to I.M.P, albeit operating on a grander scale than their impish counterparts. Unlike I.M.P, their services come without any cost. This celestial organization specializes in providing protection services, accessible through requests from the saints of Heaven. These saints can enlist cherubs to shield their beloved Earthly companions from impending misfortunes. Notably, C.H.E.R.U.B's assistance is determined more by the requests of their clients than the moral standing of those they aid. Consequently, those they assist may not necessarily be virtuous souls.
Additionally, C.H.E.R.U.B shoulders the responsibility of ensuring the security of all dimensions across the Universe. They accomplish this mission by utilizing the Realm Travel Facility situated within their headquarters. In bygone times, C.H.E.R.U.B served as a specialized task force entrusted with safeguarding the seven seals of Purgatory. Tragically, a vast majority of cherubs assigned to this task met their demise at the hands of Satan or the denizens of Purgatory, leaving only Oswald as the lone surviving cherub, ultimately erased by Lucifer.
In recent years, C.H.E.R.U.B has undergone a notable transformation in its core mission. Instead of primarily focusing on the redemption and salvation of human souls, the organization has increasingly turned its attention towards the pursuit of angels who breach Heaven's rules, whether these charges are fair or constructed for ulterior motives.
They have ads similar to their Hell-based counterparts, I.M.P, complete with their own jingle.
Trivia[]
- The organization's acronym spells out the word "cherub", befitting as its members are all cherubs.
- C.H.E.R.U.B's commercials are also broadcasted on Hell's TV stations.