Humans, also known as Man or Mankind, are a race of intelligent mortals who are the dominant species of Earth. Deceased humans become winners or sinners upon their deaths, and make up much of the afterlife's population.
Humans are God's most cherished creations, and the descendants of Adam and Lilith.
History[]
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Biology[]
Humans are mortal beings that populate the planet Earth. They were created simultaneously by both God and Asherah as symbols of the two deities' love for each other, and were intended to be their closest friends. However, the Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil infinitely corrupted the humans soul, cursing them and the world they inhabit with Forbidden Knowledge, pain, sickness, and a finite lifespan.
Every human possesses a soul, which transitions to one of two spiritual realms upon death. Those who have led lives of wickedness are typically condemned to Hell for punishment, while good-natured souls are granted eternal peace and mirth in Heaven.
Unlike supernatural beings, humans generally lack superhuman abilities such as enhanced strength or durability and possess finite lifespans. This makes them vulnerable to supernatural entities, as they can be killed or even possessed. However, humans compensate for these limitations through advanced technology, weaponry, and intellect. They are particularly adept at employing a diverse arsenal of weapons to make up for their physical shortcomings. However, their level of intelligence varies greatly from person to person.
Culture[]
Humans are deeply cherished by most Angels, as God commanded them to love and protect humanity, even in the face of humanity's many atrocities. Earth and its inhabitants are under Heaven’s watchful care, with guardian angels assigned to shield God's creatures from untimely deaths and fend off demonic invasions. Some angels believe that there is nothing more precious than a human soul.
However, not all angels share this reverence for humanity. Some view humans with skepticism or outright disdain. Lucifer infamously rebelled against Heaven, igniting a celestial war over God's decree, refusing to be subservient for what he perceived as an "inferior" race. Similarly, Azrael holds contempt for humanity, while Adina's willingness to ignore human prayers could have potentially led to humanity's annihilation.
The Princess of Hell, Charlie Magne, is deeply curious of humans, believing there is "magic" inside all of them, and doing whatever she can to learn more about them, particularly what drives them to sin.
Angels widely agree that Humans have significantly deteriorated over the years. Modern humans are often seen as having become less intelligent, with diminished self-preservation instincts and an increased susceptibility to manipulation. Healthcare is regarded as inadequate, while humanity is perceived as growing increasingly shallow, dim-witted, and lacking in empathy, making them easier targets for demonic influence. This decline is attributed primarily to T. Montgomery Welbourn, the president of the United States, whose actions are perceived as a deliberate effort to dismantle moral civics worldwide—a mission he has largely succeeded in accomplishing.
Notable Members[]
Living Humans[]
- Adam
- Eve
- T. Montgomery Welbourn
- Agents of D.H.O.R.K.S.
- D.H.O.R.K.S. Director
- Raya
- Benjamin
- Agent One
- Agent Two
- Roberta
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
Former Humans[]
Deceased Humans[]
Winners[]
- Abel
- Angel Dust's family
- Ms. Hartfelt
- Villa
- Sable
- Charlie's Angels
- Manco
- Amelia
- Arthur
- Megara
- Christopher
- Giulia
- Simon
- James
- Joe
- Isaiah
Sinners[]
- Angel Dust's family
- Vaggie's family
- Saint Repentious' family
- Mimzy
- Baxter
- Mic
- Niffty
- Husk
- Cherri Bomb's family
- Izzi
- Cherri Bomb's mother
- Cherri Bomb
- Crymini
- Ren
- Squish
- Vox
- Velvette
- Valentino
- Stellar
- Sabre
- Melvyn
- Rum
- Katie Killjoy
- Tom Trench
- Fitch
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Flimbo
- Loopty Goopty
- Lyle Lipton
- HuniBun
- Maulreese Jackjaw
- Emberlynn Pinkle
- Brennon Ragers
- Laila
- Boar Butcher
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Trivia[]
- Some human groups, such as D.H.O.R.K.S., have manufactured weapons that can permanently destroy supernatural souls.
- If a living human were to step foot in any part of Hell, they would die on the spot.
- Archangel Michael of Heaven was partially created with the essence of humanity's spirit.