- "Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If ya'll get hurt here, just try and sue us!"
- — Loo Loo.
Mammon's Loo Loo Land, or simply Loo Loo Land, was an amusement park in the Greed Ring owned by the King of Greed, Mammon. It is a blatant bootleg of the Pride Ring's Lu Lu World, with a name change made to avoid lawsuits. It was eventually destroyed as a result of a fight between Blitzø and Robo Fizz.
History[]
Loo Loo Land was founded by Mammon as a bootleg spin-off of Lucifer's much more popular theme park, Lu Lu World. Despite the apparent and obvious parallels between the parks, Mammon claims that he never intended to rip off Lucifer's park by pointing the name differences between the two.
After its foundation, Loo Loo Land became Greed's most popular theme park, with even royals such as Stolas, Stella and Octavia visiting the park and taking part in its activities. The park's popularity increased even more when Mammon hired his "number one fan" Fizzarolli as a performer. Fizzarolli became the star attraction at the park and was beloved by all of the park's inhabitants, which increased the park's sales tenfold.
However, as Loo Loo Land's stocks went up, so did Mammon's endless greed; the King of Greed became increasingly abusive towards all of the staff at Loo Loo Land, threatening the staff if the park failed to reach its rising daily quota and overworking them. This resulted in Fizzarolli becoming burnt out from his work to the point where he personally confronted Mammon and demanded that the King of Greed pay him for all the money has made him at Loo Loo Land. Mammon responded by ordering Larson, Calliope, and Tingles to kill Fizzarolli and have him replaced with a robotic duplicate on the basis that imps were easily replaceable and no one would notice when the real Fizzarolli was gone, and because he wouldn't have to pay a robot.
Shortly after Fizzarolli was fired and Robo Fizz was given his position, Blitzø joined Loo Loo Land as a clown and balloon vendor, though his experience at the park was anything but cheery. In addition, morale at the park was at an all-time low due to Mammon's entourage tormenting their co-workers. Blitzø eventually quit his job.
Years later, Loo Loo Land was burned to the ground during a fight between Blitzø and Robo Fizz when due to inconveniently placed torches. Despite the park's destruction, Mammon was not affected as he made millions from the park's destruction through insurance and
Description[]
Loo Loo Land is a carnival with an apple motif. It is covered in signs advertising various products sold by Mammon, as well as the park's attractions. Every product and toy sold at the park is heinously overpriced, and nearly all of the games are rigged to scam the park-goers out of their money. The park appears to be in very shabby conditions, likely due to Mammon's lack of care, as many of the apple statues have cracks and many of the rides tend to malfunction, resulting in many of the parkgoers being injured.
Trivia[]
- Lucifer is well aware of the existence of Loo Loo Land and takes personal offense at its shameless, corporate, and soulless imitation of Lu Lu World, his cherished passion project.